Decepticon®

Crankcase
Series: Generation One

Function: Data Collector
Group: Triggercon
" Things are never as good as they seem. "
A wheezing, whining ingrate. As welcome as a rash of rust-rot.
The worse things get, the happier he is. Enjoys complaining about
everything. Equipped with vast memory storage capacity and
shell-resistant armor. Also equipped with infrared probes that
penetrate and analyze enemy circuitry. Armed with two high-impact
laser blasters and a distortion modulator that scrambles enemy
cerebral impulses.